Clearly, this can go either one of two ways: (1) massive disappointment or (2) happiness of the cartwheel-turning variety. Never has so much nail-biting anticipation been brought on by a blue tissue wrapper. For my sake, I hope it’s number 2. My manicurist is on strike, I’ve run out of dresses and my roots are due for a touch-up. I could use a cartwheel-turning surprise.