I love receiving comments every time I post a picture on Instagram. I particularly appreciate the ones that helpfully point out that I have too much wine in my glass, I should be holding my glass by the stem (not the bowl) and I should not be drinking cheap wine. All of these crimes are alive and well in this picture. You can’t tell, but this is an embarrassingly cheap house Merlot that I had with an apple salad (not pictured here, for obvious reasons). This one’s for the Instagram wine police.