Wine is patient, wine is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Wine does not impose its opinions on you, it does not smother you with unsolicited advice, it never makes you regret that you drank it. Well, the cheap crappy ones do, but we’re not interested in those.