I met somebody who’d never heard about the Judgment of Paris. I know this isn’t exactly front page news, but wait. He’s in the wine business. He comes from a family of winemakers. And he’s French. Maybe I was being punk’d but he was genuinely bewildered. Look, I don’t want to be one of those people who impose arbitrary expectations on others. That would be like someone saying I should know how to make dumplings just because I’m Chinese. But seriously. Am I being a snot here?