I am gripped with wine envy. And not just any plain old wine envy, but wine envy of Chatéau Lafite magnum-sized proportions. Symptoms include fluttering in the chest, a racing heartbeat, shortness of breath and lightheadedness – coincidentally, the same symptoms of transient idiopathic arrhythmia. Wheezing ensued when someone suggested I take the bottle home with me. I stopped wheezing when I realized they were only kidding.